stuffandsundry:

eff-word:

kuttithevangu:

purified-zone:

kuttithevangu:

If the ocean ever disappears DONT GO LOOKING FOR IT… go in the other direction

i know this sounds like a shitpost but isn’t this like, real advice regarding tsunamis

Yes this was about hurricane Irma it is not a shitpost

This is actually really good advice so let me elaborate a bit: if you notice the tide is retreating very quickly at a very odd time of day, get as far away from water and as high up as you can. I live along the ocean and a long time ago we had a small tsunami and a relative of mine tells me how her father saw the tides retreating so he just picked her up and just ran, which probably saved their lives.

So yeah DONT LOOK FOR THE MISSING OCEAN just run away

ocean not lost, ocean is actually winding up to kick you very hard in the nuts.

(via dailyhangover)

i-am-a-fish:

richard-maddens:

I’ve been watching Seth Meyers and Andy Samberg impersonate John Mulaney for about 7 minutes now and I gotta tell ya, I don’t regret it and it’s still funny

roseoilz:

INSTA @ flora.forager

(via bled)

thebootydiaries:

someone: *shows slight interest in me*

me: dang… ur a freak…..

(Source: earthdad)

rudegyalchina:

thepaintedboi:

tchalisew:

Yall don’t know nothing about #GrowingUpUgly

I feel so bad for laughing.

OMFGGGGGG!!!!!!!!

WATCH THIS NOW!

(via kitsune-tails)

prettyandmean:

(via kitsune-tails)

feelboss:

me: i’m fine

internally: *the tunnel scene from willy wonka*

(via hotboyproblems)

nurse-peach:

nurse-peach:

nurse-peach:

make way for gay rights!

here comes his boyfriend, trans rights!

they are in love!

(via egberts)

egberts:

how a cat looks at you when you turn on the light in a dark room they were sleeping in

(via egberts)

(via pre-party)

lolawashere:

Those were 2.20 minutes well spent!

(Source: twitter.com, via teenscoolest)

lolawashere:

Those were 2.20 minutes well spent!

(Source: twitter.com, via teenscoolest)

(Source: centralpurr, via bled)